I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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