I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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