she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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