she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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