He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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