I must be too annoying 4 u.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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