Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
