did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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