i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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