new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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