Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
