I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
