apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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