Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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