I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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