Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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