Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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