I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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