you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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