On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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