Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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