Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
