i just google imaged poop.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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