marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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