So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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