I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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