He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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