there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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