HIV tests are more positive than that guy
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
not ubering you a puppy
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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