how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so let's talk penis.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
