so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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