You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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