Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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