Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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