Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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