i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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