STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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