I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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