we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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