Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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