his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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