Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
