So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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