Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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