can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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