i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I cockslap morals
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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