I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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