1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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