No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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