all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I've blown a few things in my day
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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