Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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