All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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