uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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