Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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